Sex Dogging Style

Janice Edman Those Brits. You have to love them for their dry wit, wet weather and issues with dentistry. But lately, a new reason has emerged to love the Brits, certainly at least for their inventiveness. Dogging, a sexual trend…

ASI president passes the torch

Tyler Middlestadt With the end of my term within sight, it is time for me to prepare to pass the torch. It’s a bittersweet time of reflecting on this year’s success and challenges, looking ahead to next year’s potential and…

Politics have no relation to morals?

To all the readers of this column: Over the past couple of months, I have been affected by a condition that has threatened my health and has influenced all of my previous columns. Some so-called “medical doctor” who was allegedly…

Be active, learn the issues and vote

Brian Eller On Monday, large groups of people nationwide were expected to leave work and protest in support of illegal immigrants. Many of those who are protesting, like union organizer Jorge Rodriguez of Los Angeles, want full amnesty for any…

Maki for ASI president because …

Dan Watson Two ASI presidential candidates; one tough decision. After interviewing each candidate, the Mustang Daily feels confident both would do a fine job in representing the Cal Poly student body. But the Mustang Daily editorial board also feels Todd…

A few arguments against illegal immigration

There are many arguments for allowing undocumented workers in America; here are some against illegal immigration. Though illegals immigrants contribute to the economy, they lower working wages for American workers. Why is it that some business owners violate the law…

Arbor Day is for pinkos?

Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke Have you noticed that the pungent stench of nature is a little stronger today than it was yesterday? That’s because today is Arbor Day, a filthy holiday celebrated by filthy people. Traditionally, an Arbor…

Relationships: Long and hard

Janice Edman With the end of the term upon us (Yes, it is week five), I’ve been reflecting a lot on all of the changes that are about to take place. For those of us graduating, gone will be the…

Cross Country Romance

Daniel Gingras         The “Long Distance Relationship” has become a rite of passage for our generation. In high school or perhaps more appropriately “puberty playground,” our rapidly developing loins and amateur hearts conned our juvenile brains into…

There is no Central Coast without the coast

A recent, devastating 50 million-gallon sewage spill in Oahu, Hawaii has caused me to reflect on the fragility of the ocean and surrounding beaches on the Central Coast. Three weeks ago, a sewer main in Hawaii ruptured, sending raw sewage…

For ASI president, experience matters

Tyler Middlestadt If you had $1 million dollars, and you were looking for someone to entrust with your fortune, who would you choose? Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton or Donald Trump? Hopefully you’d choose Mr. Trump because he knows what it…