Jennette Ballas and Aliza Elbert Dilemma: I was in class the other day and saw students text messaging, reading the paper and clearly not paying attention to the professor’s lecture and wanted to know what proper classroom etiquette is and…
Sex and drug themes: A free ride to a household name
Daniel Gingras When I walk into an Urban Outfitters, usually it’s in search of overpriced T-shirts with Russian Coke advertisements and lame puns plastered to their fronts. When I stumble instead upon books like “Spliffs 2,” “How Animals Have Sex”…
Report: Gents fake classiness
Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke N ote to faithful Mustang Daily reader: We at the Mustang Daily office recently unearthed this article about the Two “Classy” Gents, the Honorable Douglas B. Bruzzone and Michael Matzke, M.D. Consequently, we are…
Sports Balk 3-10-06
Bradford Applin I’ve decided to extend my deadline for this column to 12:01 a.m. EST on Thursday. You see, I’m having a tremendously difficult time deciding on a topic for this column. Wait, no, I’ll have it done by midnight…
Muslims at CP, stop Israel bashing
Humza, your comments on Israel were completely distorted. Suicide bombers are not solely caused by economic hardships otherwise Tibetans would terrorize China and the poor in SLO would be blowing up city hall. Religious dogma is also a main element.…
Jack Ingram:
I don’t really care when you expose the faults of other people’s arguments, but when you wrote about me, I couldn’t stand by and let you make a fool of yourself alone, so here’s my help. Communism: Maybe if you…
Dear Mr. Eller,
Dear Mr. Eller, How silly of you to buy into that survey. Would I be 15 percent more likely to be happy were I to switch parties? No, there is no causal relationship between party affiliation and happiness. In fact,…
Dear Mr. Barclay,
I have a few things I would like to address. First off, thanks for canceling fight night five days before the scheduled date. Second, I don’t understand how it takes three whole months for you, the director of student life…
Spring Breeaaaaaakkk!!!
Janice Edman I have never gone on spring break. I have gone away for spring break ” a chilly trip to New York where I had strep throat and enjoyed what I could of the city from the hotel…
You are what you eat
Daniel Gingras Do you lose sleep at night, nervously wondering what flavor your semen has to women? Do you frequently invent white lies to calm people’s suspicions about why you are always seen holding a can of Dole pineapple juice?…
No love in downtown SLO
Janice Edman In a recent article entitled “Urban Unrest,” the New Times reported on a group of wily and hyper-offended SLO residents (my description) who want Urban Outfitters – our first cool store in, I’ll venture, a decade – to…