Opinion

Tired of the endless bickering about national presidential politics? Yeah, we are too. We think Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton should throw in the towel and allow some media time to be used for real issues like climate change, our failing economy or the Iraq war – all of which are interconnected if you think about it.

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, as of now, is doing nothing but hurting the Democratic party. It’s hard to predict her motives when she invokes comments like the assassination of Robert F. Kennedy as one of the reasons why she should remain in the race. But one thing is clear: The only way she can win the Democratic party nomination is by successfully dividing the party.

In order to disprove this retarded claim, I will directly address several actual fortunes:

The sidewalks in La Serena, Chile are very narrow. This was one of my first observations on arriving in March. They are so narrow that

When Super Tuesday rolled around, Republicans and Democrats alike supported different candidates. No candidate seemingly

With the general election only six months away and just a handful of primaries left, the Democratic party is stronger than

Ever since I broke up with my previous girlfriend (a horrid bitch, for all you fans out there), my life has been wrought with

A middle-aged woman with a spray tan enters a bar downtown wearing tight jeans and a low-cut top. She’s throwing back tequila

Like Ian Nachreiner, I am also a conservative first and a Republican second, and for this reason I am wholeheartedly supporting John

You may have heard of him. His name is Patrick Barbieri. And he hates a (former) woman who is pregnant. This scenario is