Harry Potter and his broomstick please all ages

Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak can’t shield him or fellow witches and wizards from the perverse muggle world of pornography and sex toys.

Paging Doctor Carrot, Doctor Carrot

“Eh…what’s up, doc?” The famous words of one very popular bunny unintentionally give a quick peek into the life of the bright orange carrot Bugs is always seen munching away on.

What to know when stitching up those holes in your head

In an age where you can get implants in your butt to look like Jennifer Lopez, stitching up your ears is chump change.

What it means to be a Conservative

The government has Republicans, Democrats and, now, a Tea Party too. The race is on to see which one will give the American people the loudest voice in politics.

The Man teaches freshman lesson

Bad girl, bad girl, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

It’s time to party like it’s … 1773

Republicans are supposed to be all about “Country First.” After last week’s elections, who knows anymore.

Hang up ‘hook up’ and learn to explain yourself

Why beat around the bush when you could cut straight to the chase? Eliminate the phrase “hook up” from your vocabulary, please.

Tattoo removal: reasons to rethink the tramp stamp

In today’s job market you will need every competitive edge you can muster — good luck finding a job looking like a freak.

Winter weather brings Chinese gooseberry to the table

The sweet, tart and anything but ordinary California-grown kiwifruit — also known as a Chinese gooseberry — comes into season early November having captured the very light of the golden California summer sun.

Taking the fun out of obesity

The San Francisco Board of Supervisors made a bad decision — not by manipulating children, but by assuming that volition is less important than behavior.

Homesickness hits hard freshman year

It’s week eight and our resident freshman realizes she’s not at home anymore.