Ryan ChartrandSo I’ve been mulling it over in my head for a while now. It’s something that I really can’t get over. It’s one of those things that, much like a tiny seed, if given time, water and attention, will grow into a beautiful, blossoming plant. What, you may ask, could possibly be this captivating? This intriguing? Well let me tell you: sprays.
Yes, sprays are the object of my attention for this particular discourse. How handy is a spray? Honestly – you can do so much more when your medium is in spray form. Would you rather paint the side of a house with a brush, or a spray? Would you rather kill bugs with some liquid and a rag, or a spray? Would you rather eat whipped cream with a spoon, or out of a spray can? If you answered “spray” to any of the above questions, you know what I’m talkin’ ’bout.
Sprays make our day-to-day lives astronomically easier and more efficient. Also, for a lot of sprays, if you hold a lighter in front of the nozzle and spray, it makes fireballs.
Now I must say that, although sprays may seem utterly breath-taking, there is a downside. While I am not particularly educated on this topic, it seems that some sprays are, like, bad for the atmosphere, or something. I don’t really know. But if we can make a spray that keeps your hair perfectly held in position, surely we can make a spray that can patch up that nasty hole in the ozone layer.
On an unrelated note, Febreeze is another awesome spray.
In conclusion, we as humans must find a way to prepare and eat all of our food in spray form. I dream of a day where you could be sitting near someone who smells bad, pull out a spray of, say, pet deodorant, and be greeted by a smile as you give this fellow a thorough clouding.
Adam Hudson
mechanical engineering junior