I have a hard time feeling remorse for your dilemma. Over my tenure at Cal Poly I have had nothing but successes in obtaining the classes I need. This comes from ability to foresee registration problems. I email my professors and inform them that I will be crashing their class. Only twice have I not been able to get a specific class. Hopefully you can use some of these techniques in the future so that the entire student body can be spared from your expletive-ridden tirades.
Speaking of which, I suggest you enroll in ENGL 145. You will learn how to format and present arguments based on sound facts and not foundationless rhetoric or foul language. You are also in luck. There still seems to be plenty of slots still available.