Ryan ChartrandI just love a conservative columnist who can’t seem to formulate a single good argumentative point on an interesting current event and thus must result to the “all liberals are freakin’ hippies” stance in order to scrap together what strong views he holds against the party that has obviously inflicted so much wrong-doing against him.
You’re right, Mr. Nachreiner, I do want to save the endangered fish of the Klamath Basin. And it would worry me if the U.S. was ready to actually risk American lives just so you could have a cheap energy bill. But I don’t look to take over the Senate and kill all remaining Jedi in a hope of ruling the universe and spreading dark terror to the far reaches of the outer rim. How dare you compare my party to the dark side. Are you that caught up in “Star Wars” that it can actually explain real world politics for you or are you (gasp!) simple-minded? Hmmm … maybe simple-minded is a little harsh. Close-minded works for me.
You’re ready to completely give up on liberals. “Bottom line: Liberals are the evil dark side that is consistently hypocritical, deceitful and wrong.” And yet you’re just dying to “give the other side the benefit of the doubt.” But you, as a Republican in your 20-some years of life, have been “screwed” by us just one too many times. We just won’t let you live, will we? We’re so damn evil!
You know how you can solve this? Get your shotgun (that one in your closet next to the Bible), and kill some birds. Actually, shoot the Arctic Caribou; I heard they’re all dying out, so it probably wouldn’t matter much.
Much love, Ian.