This past year, Slim to None missed the deadline to sign up to lead a discussion group for the incoming freshman novel “Montana 1948.” I was also deemed not “hip” enough and not a grad student. So, I’d like to take some time to discuss the book with you.

During my freshman year the required reading was “The Kite Runner,” so STN is fully prepared to discuss a book that has nothing to do with either Montana or 1948.

Pro-Palin article laughable

I honestly thought this column was joke. I mean just reading the title, I fell over laughing from the double entendre just before yelling, “that’s what she said!” Then I read the article, and I realized that this person was serious.

Some days ago, Slim to None was low on food and short on money and started paying attention to the food prices on items before purchasing them.

Breakfast is certainly the most important meal of the day. Without it, lunch and dinner would be bit players and may lose out to the forces of “brunch” and “siesta.

There has never been a better time to panic, run shrieking into your car and drive home. School is back. For an entire three months, the population has dreaded this day. Student leaders have called an emergency meeting of the student government to assess the possibility of postponing the school year to next year.