The Hoof is a satire column, created to find the humor in the daily life of Cal Poly students. If you’re looking for news, this is not it. If you’re looking for sports, this is kind of it, because we’re…
The Hoof: They’re “Not Like Other WOW Leaders”
A look into a day in the life of these self-labeled “innovative” WOW leaders.
What to expect on move-in day
Leilee Naderi is a business administration sophomore and opinion columnist for Mustang News. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. If you are like me, you probably looked at your housing portal no longer than five minutes…
Millennial spirituality: Where does capitalism and spiritual fulfillment collide?
What makes up a human? We can easily say the mind and body are the most distinctive features of a human being. However, I believe there are three components of a human: The mind, body and spirit. The mind…
Clarifying ASI’s Freedom of Speech and Anti-Discrimination bill
Noah Krigel is a sociology senior and member of the Associated Students, Inc. (ASI) Board of Directors. The views expressed in this letter to the editor do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News or ASI. On Wednesday, May 1,…
It’s time for administration to swallow their pride with the new Cal Poly logo
If you pay $340,000 for a new logo and it comes out looking like the logo for an online community college, you really really don’t have to use the new logo.
The Hoof: Seven Ways to interpret the new Cal Poly logo
Hannah Benson is a journalism junior and satire columnist. The views represented do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. The recent unveiling of the rebranded Cal Poly logo has sparked debate across the student body, with the same question…
The nightmare on Grand Avenue: Cal Poly’s random roommate catastrophe
Sydney Sherman is a journalism freshman and Mustang News columnist. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News as a whole. With Spring quarter on the rise, the sun is out, the flowers are blooming and there…
NCAA penalties on Cal Poly: Whitewash with a shot of absurdity
Cal Poly must appeal. Whitewashing history and rewriting record books is one of the NCAA’s favorite pastimes, so a reversal is unlikely. But there’s honor in standing up for your athletic department and its student-athletes.
Welcome back, Lambda Chi
Allowing Lambda Chi to participate in Winter Rush, rather than being fully suspended, denotes that Cal Poly offers little to no sympathy to the students who were genuinely hurt by the abhorrent actions that occurred last spring.
Cal Poly needs to stop capitalizing on war
Olivia Peluso is an English junior and Mustang News opinion editor. The views expressed do not necessarily reflect those of Mustang News. Walk through the halls of Cal Poly’s science buildings and you will find laboratories with signs commemorating companies like…