Mike Heimowitz
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A guide to writing your own humor column

Many times, “Dead Week” really means nothing to Cal Poly students. Some might think it is

A guide to what I've learned in college

With just a few weeks left of school, I feel like it is important for me to reflect

Getting legit with the latest epic slang

As a loyal reader of my articles, you would know that it was my birthday just a few

How to organize your own campaign

Man, I’ll tell you, with the election Wednesday and Thursday, I sure have been on

It's my birthday, I can write what I want to

First of all, it’s May, and this means a few things. It means it is America’s May

How to not be a jackass with friends

Randy Newman once sang the lyrics,”You’ve got a friend in me. When the road looks

Forget Poly Reps; take the campus tour with Mike

Springtime on campus means a few things. The excuse for not going to class because

Do more than slick your hair for the next job fair

As a journalism major, I’m accustomed to a few things. These range from getting weird

How to lose to a girl and take it like a man

There was more on the line in the Georgetown versus Ohio State NCAA basketball game

How to create a current-day sitcom

Let’s face it – the state of current television sucks. There is really no other

Is your facebook addiction properly fed? Part II

There are only a few things that college students really spend a lot of time doing.