It was very disappointing to read the cynical staff editorial on Jan. 20, “Today we inaugurate a man, not a God.” We can agree that we should not expect miracles and any instant results. However, it is sad to see the editorial denigrating the credible message of hope and optimism from the incoming president and his cabinet populated with smart appointees.

In general, a tool is something one uses or manipulates. For this article, we will explore the people one uses or manipulates, specifically the male variety.

These tools are most commonly used by douchebags. In fact, while douchebags often run in packs with other douchebags, they usually employ a tool as their best friend.

Thanks for article on Ricky Henderson I would like to thank Tim Dahlberg for a great commemoration to the terrific player that is Ricky Henderson. I remember Ricky Henderson getting on base all the time and I would say, “Ricky gets on.” So it wasn’t much of a surprise when he was inducted into the Hall of Fame.

Many of us are (or should be) looking for careers as graduation nears, others are looking for internships and still others just need a part-time job to earn some extra beer money. While you can rely on your rugged good looks to make it through the job interview, you still need something before you can get to the interview phase.

There is a kind of girl that aspires to become a princess. This girl longs for the day when she will have sovereign power over the people around her and acts as though her genealogy takes root in a royal family. She is prim, precise and finicky.

You may be more familiar with the title we have given to our particular breed of princess: “Poly Dolly.

People on the Central Coast know Leon Panetta as an honest and good man. That is exactly what we need at the CIA today: a man who sees the big picture, who will bring our country back into the world of nations that honor the Geneva Convention and international law.