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New Year, new gym membership: get more from your core

As 2010 turns into 2011 and hopes to hit the gym run high, there is a whole new reason to tone core muscles — the coregasm.

Finals week stress can wait, go fornicate

If finals are killing you softly, experience what the French consider a little death, the orgasm. It is quick, efficient and reduces stress.

Harry Potter and his broomstick please all ages

Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak can’t shield him or fellow witches and wizards from the perverse muggle world of pornography and sex toys.

Hang up ‘hook up’ and learn to explain yourself

Why beat around the bush when you could cut straight to the chase? Eliminate the phrase “hook up” from your vocabulary, please.

Poly students should eliminate barefoot trend

There is an epidemic sweeping the Cal Poly campus. It isn’t going to get you sick, it isn’t life changing but it is contagious.

Anti-Bucket List: questions to live without

Think about all the moments you want to share with a special someone. Now forget those, and think about all the moments you never want to remember with that other someone.

Ways to spice up your Halloween

Spooky and sexy ideas for a naughty Halloween — it’ll send shivers up your spine!

Raise it to the power of three

Disagree with a group of three being considered a crowd? Well look no further, because three is the perfect amount for this activity.

Fornication for thought: Men and women think about sex daily

Midway through your first class, and you’re already hot and bothered. The good news is, you’re not alone.

Nose woes: sex and nasal troubles

Just when it seemed like an ordinary embrace, fate steps in and embarrasses you to death. You will never trust your nose again after these stories.