I was recently watching “Will & Grace,” dah, I mean, “Mythbusters,” dah, I mean, “World’s Most Extreme Videos” on the television the other day and managed to catch the latest commercial by The Pita Pit.

The advertisement is effective in that it utilizes the only form of humor that Americans know how to grasp: talking animals.

My goal today is not to inundate you with endless complaints about Facebook etiquette (for more on the topic, see Every Conversation I’ve Ever Held).

Rather, I’d like to take a moment to polish my own statue and talk about an accomplishment I recently made within the realm of the Facebook universe: I recently gave about 40 of my “friends” on Facebook (“The Hipster’s MySpace!”) the axe.

My goal today is not to inundate you with endless complaints about Facebook etiquette

It’s old news by now, but the First Annual Writers Strike of America finally finished to

Occasionally, when I want to take a break from my luxurious lifestyle of jetsetting to

Welcome to another episode of CAL POLY CONVERSATION THEATRE (“Where the art of

Super Tuesday was this past Tuesday, and while most of you were busy playing Guitar Hero instead of voting for who you hope will

It was recently announced to thunderous applause that the coffee shop in the

Congratulations on your recent admission to the Cal Poly School of Architecture, and

While some people are still wishing each other Happy New Year around campus (it’s been 17 days, this year’s already stale), I’ve successfully given up on 2008. How so soon, you ask? Well, it’s not that I don’t expect great things from 2008, I’m just honoring my sole New Years Resolution: Give Up On Everything.

While working over winter break, I started my morning off on a negative note when I arrived