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Point/Counterpoint: The PetCo Fish

Editor’s note: The Bunion is fake news. Period. Point There’s something wrong with

FE/EIT examination claims social lives of thousands

The grueling eight-hour exam known as the Fundamentals of Engineering (FE) or

Geo-cachers halted by camp of runaway children

In the afternoon hours of last Sunday, a group of GPS-savvy Geo-cachers were thwarted

Long Drives losing popularity to Vomiting in polls

In a surprising shift, activity underdog Vomiting saw gains in popularity as former

Avila Beach sunbathers disturb public, run amuck

Beachgoers at Avila beach were shocked and offended Sunday by the behavior of hooligan

Applebee's addict found huddled in grocery store aisle

Twenty-one-year old Hunter Hungers was found huddled on the floor near the refrigerated

March is a frustrating month for a man who knows nothing about sports

Now that it’s March, I’m getting ready to be bombarded with confusing language about Big

The Cal Poly "P" fed up with conditions in workplace

SAN LUIS OBISPO – The infamous poured concrete “P,” who has worked in the hills

Scientists discover atomic element 117 in home brew beer

It was a great day in 1996 when Ununbium, the world’s atomic element number 112, was

Misprinted card reveals true origin of Valentine's Day

In a fluke discovery, a misprinted Hallmark Valentine’s Day card surfaced today presenting portions of sensitive…

Addicted gambler insists he's good for it

Gambling junky Vinny “The Noodle” Rigatoni, who needs action like a failed kidney needs dialysis, swore today in numerous encounters with debt collectors…