Last Friday as I was leaving the parking garage on campus, I came across an unfortunate individual who was standing next to his blue Mitsubishi Eclipse.
This vehicle’s paint job was immaculate, except for the fact that someone had intentionally poured a large quantity of paint on it. This was not just a small accidental spill; this car looked as if it had just been run through the Grand Prix of Home Depot.
I do not know who did this or why, but there is absolutely no reason to so severely damage a man’s car in such a cowardly manner. Any guy who does this to another person’s vehicle deserves to have his man license revoked. I hope that whoever did this will eventually grow some balls (or ovaries, should this be the case) and take care of any future conflicts in a less childish manner.