That was a pretty funny article on Super Bowl personalities … when I read it two days ago online.
“The Line Just Moved Half-Point” Guy:
“Likely to befriend the Guy Who’s in a Squares Pool at Work, this guy will bet on everything and let everyone know it. He’ll lose $150 on the opening coin toss, but hit nice on his 6:1 wager that a tight end will produce the first score. He’ll be really concerned that the third-quarter line moved a half-point during halftime, but he’ll look real good on the over, so he won’t mind laying that extra half-point. He also threw down 10 bucks at 850,000:1 that a tornado will tear through the stadium during the third quarter … you know, just for the hell of it.”
I guess you can add hack writers to the guys at your Super Bowl party this year.