Ryan ChartrandJan. 21, 20:15: Officer pulls over Subaru Outback Wagon and issues citation to driver for parking in fire lane behind Tenaya Residence Hall. Suspect makes ridiculously calm and reasonable attempt to explain to officer that his younger sibling was simply being dropped off, hence the reason the car was still running, a passenger just exited the car, the driver was still behind the wheel, and the reverse lights were on. Officer, just doing his job to protect the student body, issues citation anyway.
Meanwhile, three cars are being broken into in the nearby parking lot, four dorm residents are smoking pot on top of the water tower and at least six rooms are participating in drinking games on the third floor of the Sierra Madre Residence Hall.