Ryan Chartrand
The NCAA basketball championship tournament may be just over the horizon, but the boys at CollegeHumor have put together another heated competition to give us all another reason to go mad this March.
In conjunction with TAG Body Spray, one of the most notorious “viral media” Web sites – www.collegehumor.com – has assembled an A-list group of “talented” young ladies from universities all over the country who will duke it out this March in a competition to decide the next “America’s Hottest College Girl.”
This isn’t the first time CollegeHumor has hosted this contest, but unlike the year before, competitors will square off in brackets similar to the NCAA Tournament. As CollegeHumor puts it, “We will choose 64 ladies who will then compete in head-to-head battles until only one remains. Imagine March Madness but with hot girls.”
This competition may have perked your interest, but are the beautiful women who populate universities across the USA as thrilled to take part in this contest?
“We had entrants by the thousands when word went out about this competition, so yeah, I’d say there was a little interest on the ladies’ part,” CollegeHumor front page editor Streeter Seidell said.
As for the competitors themselves, Seidell said that they were very hands-off with the basic instructions and requested little more than the entrants be at least 18 years old and attend a university. Essentially, the hotties were allowed to send anything they wanted.
After many mind numbing hours of painstakingly filtering out the less “talented” hotties, Seidell and company narrowed the competition to the 64 hottest competitors.
For their part, each competitor will receive a free T-shirt for the effort while the winner will receive $10,000 and a modeling contract.
So, back to the competition, to begin with, competitors are broken up into four regions – North, East, South, and West – based “loosely” on the location of the universities these fine young ladies come from (you’ll find one competitor who hails from Tempe, Ariz., in the Southern bracket for instance, but are you that much a meticulous ass that you would actually care?).
Paired into brackets of 16, two ladies go head-to-head with each other each week in an elimination-style battle between hotties. Packed with plenty of entertaining biographical information (a questionnaire with titillating inquiries such as “snuggling, spooning, or butterfly kissing?”), and a number of personal photos risque enough to make you hot under the collar, these hotties depend on your online vote to advance to the next round or face defeat.
To cast a vote, all you have to do is visit www.collegehumor.com and find the golden “America’s Hottest College Girl 2007,” link. From there, you’ll find information about upcoming matches. After you’ve taken a look at what each competitor has to offer, you can vote on your hottie of choice. There isn’t any fee, so don’t hesitate to cast a vote.
However, if the eye-candy isn’t enough to attract your vote, as an added incentive, CollegeHumor is also hosting a “fantasy league” that offers plenty of rewards for those who can predict which of the honeys will advance, square off, loose out, and ultimately win the competition.
By simply signing up as a member of CollegeHumor, which by the way, doesn’t cost a thing, voters can become competitors as well for a chance to win some cool shit and some cash.
For those in the fantasy league who finish in the top 20, they will receive a free T-shirt from Busted Tees while the top three winners receive some cash ($1,000, $500, and $250, respectively) in addition to a prize pack from TAG.
Though the competition has been going on for some weeks now, there are still 32 hotties out their dying to receive your vote for the grand prize and ultimately the title of “America’s Hottest College Girl.”